May 19
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
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May 19
do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial
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May 19
Gangnam style has 999,901,298 views
The video is 4:13 min long
Thats a total of about 4,249,580,516.5 viewing minutes
or about 71,020,258 hours
or about 2,959,177 days
or about 8,102 years
Civilization emerged about 5,000 years ago, to put that in perspective.
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